SKINNY WAL-MART WOMAN. VS. THE FULL FIGGURED SHOPPER

OH WAL-MART!!:) Sunday here it is I am in walmart at 6 am. Yes I said 6 am I had an important event to attend here i am stuck in kansas city and I of course being the woman i am wasnt happy with the attire I had brought. But this is a great excuse to buy something new!!Not that wal-mart would normally be my first choice but well..... i took what i could get at 6 am. SO I start to browse the oh so lovely choices of walmart attire!!so I pick up a cute top that I thought might be cute on me or so I thought I take it and ask the older walmart woman "maam" may I please use the dressing room? I have an event to be to at 7 am and well...She looks at me puzzled and starts to search .well... just a minute!! she looks around and takes me to the dressing room area and she said what time does the rooms open? The other woman replied 7am. I said oh please can you make an exception this time only please?.... ha ha yeah right like they are really going to remember me in another 2 weeks when i am in the same walmart and having the same issues..:) HA HA I FIND THIS AMUSING!. She obliged and let me in I thanked her and get in the room and try on my 1st choice. ha ha well OMG.....Have you ever seen a cat trying to get out of a paper bag? well there ya go! but this paper bag was a seafoam green.I leave the dressng room after of course re-dressing thank god. Now wouldnt that be a story at wal-mart that day between the employess? About the woman that came in at 6 am and walked around in the store half naked!! Ok so I go and look for more choices and find another that I truely liked so I got the same shirt in all 3 colors. took my selections back to the dressing rooms where a skinny cute girl stood all oF maybe 24 or so.... She let me in I tried on my selections once again. Somewhat pleased I emerge from the dressing room with a dim witted smile on my face and the girl looks at me with approval and says oh I like that shirt on you! very cute. I decide that this is the one after a few moments of tugging and pulling. The girl looks at me and says unbutton the last 2 buttons so I do what she says and wow its even cuter.... She looks at me and says do I look 4 and 1/2 months pregnant to you? Shocked i looked at her and well..... should i answer? is she looking for an ego trip or was this going to head in a different direction? I mean who asks that out of the blue? I said no u dont.... thinking your so skinny I dont even know where you would hide a baby!!And I walked away thinking i needed a little hoodie to cover up any remaining imperfections that i may have at 33 almost 34. So i am walking around looking for the perfect hoodie and crap here comes the skinny almost non existant pregnant girl!!! She approached me and said to me you know your so cute!! and i must say that you have a really cute shape for a full figgured woman!! I looked at her in shock and disbelief!! UHHHHH THANKS I GUESS ... WHILE UNDER MY BREATHE I AM CURSING HER AND HOPING THAT SHE FALL DOWN AND THRASH AROUND VIOLENTLLY. THINKING OMG.... LADY DID YOUR SKINNY ASS JUST CALL ME FAT IN A NICE WAY? HA HA WELL LET ME SHOW YOU HOW MY FULL FIGGURED FOOT WILL FEEL U YOUR STICK THIN@#$$$$$%%%$###@@!!@....... I WALKED AWAY AND PURCHASED MY ITEMS ONLY TO RETURN SOMEDAY AND GIVE THAT WOMAN HELL AT 5 AM THIS TIME.....